Joke Of The Day

A Filipino, an Indonesian, and a Sabahan man are in the
same bar. When the Filipino finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Philippines, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice."
...The Indonesian, obviously impressed by this, finishes his non-alcoholic beer,
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass into
a million pieces. He says, "In the Indonesian World, we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
either."
The Sabahan,
cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, hurls the
glass into the air, whips out his Bakakuk, and shoots the Filipino and the Indonesian. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, does a sumazau and finally calling for a
refill, he says, "In Sabah we have so many illegal aliens that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice."